Every now and then I come across a site so creatively strange that I have to mention it. Humanupgrades.com certainly qualifies. This well designed flash-enabled site is a realistic sounding, but fake, DNA upgrade site that advertises a myriad of surgical upgrades, including wireless implants, redesigned ears, single nose holes, single teeth, second opposable thumbs, and more bizarre treats such as female body part modifications (sold as “simplecunt” - NSFW, obviously), Palmclits, and other sexual mods including a new tongue down below (feel free to search for this picture). What’s interesting about this site is the amount of time spent coming up with medical sounding descriptions for each procedure, and the pictures of the facility, etc. The flash is clean, but I will say that the site really needs an editing once-over.

Again, as a joke site, it’s rather well done. While clearly over-the-top, it does give us an interesting thought or two about what we could do if we ever got complete control over genetics and DNA at some point in the near future. We usually think of body modifications as being cybernetically based, but this site shows that we could still be fully made out of human material, but, um, just different!

This post has been filed under Cyberpunked living by SFAM.

Year: 1995

Directed by: Brett Leonard

Written by: Eric Bernt

IMDB Reference

Degree of Cyberpunk Visuals: Medium

Correlation to Cyberpunk Themes: Low

Key Cast Members:

  • Lt. Parker Barnes: Denzel Washington
  • SID 6.7: Russell Crowe
  • Dr. Madison Carter: Kelly Lynch
  • Rating: 6 out of 10

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    Overview: Overview: Sometimes we find movies are able to rise above truly absurd stories and transform movies that had no business being watchable into something enjoyable. This is what we find with Virtuosity. Virtuosity has a story with is barely bothers to try to hold together, but yields memorable performances by all the major leads. The pacing is at least fast enough that its possible that some unsuspecting viewers might not notice some of the absurdities presented.

     

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    The Story: In the near future, Crowe plays SID 6.7, a virtual reality (VR) composite of 200 personalities, each and every one a killer. His purpose is to serve as the key bad guy in a new police officer training simulation. To test the simulation the corporation uses former cops – now criminals – to test the hyper-real VR training system. Former Lt. Parker Barnes, convicted for killing a mass murderer (and some bystanders) who murdered his family is one of the lucky ginea pigs. After entering the simulation, all is not as is seems, as SID 6.7, who has grown sentient, has modified the safety controls to allow him to actually kill the test subjects. Barnes’ partner is killed and Barnes barely escapes the Simulation.

     

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    After the corporation decides to shut the project down, Dr. Lindenmeyer (played by Stephen Spinella), SID 6.7’s creator finds a way to save SID 6.7. It just so happens that another scientist in the corporation has just completed a nano-android – the first of its kind – and is now wondering how to embed it with sentience (yes, they really expect us to buy this – companies always have magical projects just hanging around that anyone can get access to!). Lindenmeyer tricks the scientist into uploading Crowe’s program into the nano-droid, which serves to free SID 6.7 from his simulated cage.

     

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    It turns out that one of SID 6.7’s “dominant” personalities which he has been created by is none other than the murderer of Parker’s family. Parker is offered a pardon if he can capture or kill SID 6.7. Parker is joined by Dr. Madison Carter (Kelly Lynch), an expert on serial killers. From this point on, we get a police-serial killer chase movie with a good bit of cool nano-droid restoration visuals. The rationale for why the police can’t stop SID 6.7, or why Dr. Carter must join parker are both pretty weak. More interesting is the fact that the police never seem to bother showing up when SID 6.7 decides to kill people in front of massive crowds. But such is life – again, at least the leads all play this far more believable than this film has a write to be.

     

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    The Bottom Line: The VR visuals are decent, the acting is very good, but the story really doesn’t hold together. The worse part of the story is that the the nano-droid and VR sentience are essentially posed as magic. We get no explanation from the key cyberpunk aspects of this, such as how 200 real-life personalities from dead serial killers are embedded in a VR simulation, nor are we are given an explanation for how this incredible nano-droid is developed, or could be developed while not having a purpose. Still, Russell Crowe as a very memorable crazed villain and Denzel Washington both put in great performances, and are very well supported by Kelly Lynch, William Forsythe (a crusty police chief and Parker’s former boss) and William Fichtner (who plays a creepy corporate type). In short, they make the movie worth watching.

     

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    This post has been filed under 6 Star Movies, VR Movies, Android Movies, Cyberpunk movies from 1990 - 1999 by SFAM.

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